Code Pink, Democrats, leftists, feminists, et.al., seem to think that conservatives and Republicans are not only “at war” with women, but that, for whatever reason, we find discussion of women’s bodies to be embarrassing or or even distasteful. From the Vagina Monologues to Code Pink, there’s a belligerence to the effort, as if the word “Vagina” is some pain-inducing code phrase with which to cause the GOP distress.
Check out the following photograph (H/T Sister Toldjah, @sistertoldjah):
Look! Vaginas! Avert your eyes!
So, we have 12 protesters with various signs, six wearing vagina costumes. Note the sign on the far right, “Vagina: Can’t say it? Don’t legislate it.” The obvious suggestion is that we Rethuglikkkans are so squishy about mysterious lady parts that we’re all reduced to babbling infants when confronted by the “Big V”.
Not only am I comfortable with vaginas, I love them. What makes me uncomfortable is that there are women using their pussies as weapons. I mean THAT freaks me out. I have no problems with the bearded clam, but if girlfriend feminist is going to slam the door of her bluebeard’s closet on me, how am I to react? A guy could lose his finger. Seriously. There’s nothing more f*cked up than going down on Missy Thang but finding out you’re stuck in her briar patch. No, I’m not kidding. If I am deployed to Ft. Bushy, I’m ready to serve. But if Cap’n Fuzzy tries to make me walk the plank, then we’re talkin’ revolution… or at least mutiny.
I’m more into pirates, myself. But I can’t see any eye patches or peg legs in the picture. That said, you have to love the costumes. The keyhole on the left of the glove of love is almost as well done as old mossy face in the center. They’re diverse and creative. There’s a furburger, a hair pie, a fig bush and a carnal canyon. Or is that one a chocha? No matter. Jack nasty-face and itching jenny have made their point!
We silly wingers will never be comfortable with girl-street. Destined never to light the lamp of love as we avoid the house under the hill, shun the tufted treasure, and avoid the gaze of the hog eye, it’s good to have Code Pink who can help us with our discomfort! Thanks ladies!
[Added:] Jim Hoft posts about Code Pink’s activities in advance of the GOP Convention:
Giant Vaginas and violent Occupy protesters. The Left has such classy people.
Ain’t it the truth.