Dear New York City:
I donated to Red Cross Disaster Relief because of the lingering effects of Hurricane Sandy.
It’s not that I’ve forgotten your arrogance and demeaning attitude toward us slope-headed country bumpkins. It’s not that I’ve stopped clinging to my Bible or my Winchester. And it’s not that you’ve apologized for suggesting that you’re superior for packing yourselves into a concrete, asphalt and steel metropolis like mindless sardines.
Now that you’ve come face-to-face with a real natural disaster, and it has kicked your ass, and you’ve de-evolved to savage looting, the rest of us neanderthals will come to the aid of you highly evolved homo-sapiens, even while the President goes to campaign, FEMA can’t even get you water and Bloomberg pays you worthless lip service.
Like millions of Americans, I’m helping you because you need help and it is the right thing to do. Period.
You’re welcome.
[Added:] Please donate.