Author Archives: Darth Chipmunk

Simple Thoughts

The Seattle Times is quite concerned that after a year of investigation, they still don’t understand Adam Lanza’s motives in the Newtown Massacre. “…they were unable to answer the question that everyone has been asking since the tragedy: Why?” They … Continue reading

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A Quote for America

“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and … Continue reading

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George W Bush: The Most Inadvertently And Incompetently Powerful Human In World History

I think that’s safe to say. Seriously. I mean, here we are in 2013, nearly 5 years after he left office and he still controls EVERYTHING. Timothy Egan in the New York Times, no less: He’s there in every corner … Continue reading

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Quote of the Week

I Watch MSNBC So You Don’t Have To™ and I can report that it’s Crazyville over there nowadays. Viewers must find themselve’s waxing nostalgic for the calm and reasoned voice of Keith Olbermann. -Robert Stacey McCain

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A Hippo Explains Obamacare

The wise and noble hippo briefly emerges from his watery home and takes 12 seconds to explain ObamaCare in simple terms that we can all understand:

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What a Bunch of Suckers

With everyone completely focused on Syria, no one has bothered to lift their head to see the victory being handed to Obama. First and foremost, we’re no longer hearing ANYTHING about gun control, the failed stimulus, fast-and-furious, the sequester, the … Continue reading

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On Embracing Stupidity To Satisfy The God Of Political Correctness. And Democrats.

Much has already been made of Allison Benedikt’s insipid article at Slate titled, “If You Send Your Kid to Private School, You Are a Bad Person. A manifesto.” The one point I want to make is that her entire thesis … Continue reading

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